Its a horrible thing when you hate the majority of your life.

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twoandtwentyonebee:

I don’t think most cis guys understand what a period is. It isn’t a steady trickle of blood, like if you get a cut on accident. It’s chunks and strings of bloody paste that’s so thick sometimes that it’s black, and the smell is really strong like carnage, and God forbid you have pubic hair cause you have to take ten showers to get it all out.

And so the whole male population is traumatised

Good

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There must be something wrong with the guys in the city I live in.

2 weeks ago on the same day

  1. Vince left me hanging after I told him to come over to fuck me while I wore a skimpy dress and high heals.
  2. Ramiro came over instead, ate my pussy, I sucked his dick but he refused to put a condom on so I asked him to leave after 10 min.

Then last night

  1. I called Evan at our job to give him my number so he can call me when he gets home so we can fuck but he never called.
  2. So I go over to JP’s apartment instead and it turns out he can’t keep his dick hard unless I kept sucking it.

It’s either the water these guys are drinking or I’m no longer sexually appealing.

suspend:

the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop

How To Date:

spreadlovenotlies:

Step 1- Buy her pizza.

Step 2- Make her cum.

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